Strange and Random Quotes
Who knows where they came from? Who knows where they're going???
Newest Quote!
"Somebody spray painted that rat!"
~Else
"Thwarted! By a small chunk of meat wrapped in pastry..."
~Skenkova
Siz: "I run like a beetle."
Kuan: "Yeh... but that's a fucking fast beetle."
"I was going to say, "Fuck me," but it seemed a little redundant."
~Some random
"You should try us to say Perth."
~Misha
"I love the way you hold the handbrake."
~Misha
"I still haven't found a part of you that tastes bad."
~Skenkova
In MATH2111 lecture:
"It's an egg! Let's smash it!"
~Skenkova
In COMP2091, linking object files:
"What the fu...??" [ensuing echo and giggles] "I didn't mean to say it that loudly."
~Skenkova
In ELEC2031, Lauren has od-ed on V and RedBull, and has crashed on the little lecture-nete-y-table-thingies. She is poked. "Why touch?"
karma, the vengeful elephant says:
yeah, empathy really is a shitkicker haha
Dave says:
i dont do dodgy relationships
Dave says:
its too taxing on my weak conscience
Dave says:
ammendment
Dave says:
"unless i'm drunk"
"My mother always used to say to me, and I always told the girls, 'Never run for a man on a bus, there'll be another one along in a few minutes.' "
~Aelish
"I don't ignore everything you say, it's just sometimes it conflicts with my perception of reality and makes it difficult to live."
~Skenkova
(00:49:29) Stef: fuck me fuck shit cunt [word deleted] ass cunt *BITES*
(00:50:14) Stef: i love you 
Yindi speaks about Skennie, Else and the prospects of love:
"He's too man enough for her."
"His joystick only works if he blows on it."
~Jony about Hankins
"Fuck me or feed me."
~Skenkova
"You love it!"
~Else
"Your shoulder is not biteable enough."
~Skenkova
"Is there any techinque I can do that can make you like Hugh Grant? I mean... if I'm not good at it, I can practise..."
~Sonya
"Just put something long and skinny in my mouth, and I'll be fine."
~Alie
"Straight lines, I can do, but talking's a problem."
~Alie
"Why can't you just get a decent girl who can do chin ups?"
~Sonya
Skennie: "Hah! Their cordial was pretty weak though... but then, that whole God thing of theirs is pretty week too, I always thought..."
Jony: "You thought that up and walked all the way over here to tell us, didn't you?"
"Which way does my pelvis go?"
~Anonymous Salsa Attendee
"I don't want her to get rabies!!"
~Danbee
"The yoyo-er never knows."
~Skenkova
After singing "Quel est le date de ton anniversaire" over MSN...
скенкова says:
mais, im over the french thing now
"Andrew, stop nailing me! It hurts!"
~Skenkova
"Nah, nah... you sauce yer bread up here first!"
~Guy at Elsoc BBQ
"I hope I DO get rabies, so I can sue them."
~St Cath's chick on the 400
(Yes, dear. I hope you get rabies too.)
"We had Japan over the barrel for the second time this century."
~K.C.
"Where's your nearest Pringles can?"
~Misha (This isn't what you think. It's worse.)
i gotta pretty little mouth underneath all the foaming says:
lol lol lol oh steff, you and your uterus
Stef: "How about udder?"
Dan: "I don't like cow euphamisms in relation to my physiognomy."
Stef: "How about mammary gland?"
"Sex does not require a backing tape."
~Skenkova
Ang: "Oh, I do have a small head."
Owen: "That's ok, it's in proportion with your brain."
Ang: "And your breasts get bigger?"
Dan: "That's the perk if you stick around."
"I'm sorry baby... I can only make love in time with my Real Time clock."
And later...
๑۩۞۩๑ - Hankaspank - Monkeys can play poker says:
its not my fault i like my love making crisp and in hard time
"Have you boys done anything else inflatable lately?"
~Sharina
"I haven't had a finger in my mouth for ages... How cool!"
~Skennie
"I accept that I'll never be huge."
~Jony
"You never know, maybe I'm a closet fag."
~Misha
Sims says:
sucked in my ass, ill take you anyday over that jailbait drug shit'
Michael - $4.05!! says:
the body is willing but the msn is weak!
karma, the vengeful elephant says:
'clauds i thnk u shud go home'
'yeah cool man, ill call a cab'
'...i thnk i shud accompany u'
'...r...r...u askn me out?'
'no fuckwit!'
David: moo
me: oh no its a gcow
Simon says (9:59 PM):
i put denying you sex on the same level of stupidity as hitting self in head with metal pole
Skennie: "I'd like to see you nake...topless in a gay bar."
Micky T: "I'll take the first one."
Jony: "Freudian slip much?"
"I have a rainbow belt too. But no, I won't be wearing pants..."
~Dan
Jony says (8:18 PM):
well, the emo generation only started a couple of yrs ago so who knows what will happen to them when they grow up
Jony says (8:20 PM):
but i assume they will grow out of it and then be stuck with huge holes in their ears for the rest of their lives
"I mean, you'd buy two. One for bumming and one for your chips..."
~Vanessa
This one's very old, but I just remembered it.
"My mother told me to stay away from girls like you."
~Jad
Stef: "The only people that want me are the ones that don't know any better."
Hankins: *laughing* "That's the saddest thing I've heard you say."
-- "Type 'Format C:' That should fix everything." says (8:42 PM):
eeeeeew! the paper clip makes sound! THE PAPERCLIP MAKES SOUND!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mate, this is forever reciprocated:
This is just for one person - I miss you - i miss you so so much and i want to be back with you.
Casey: "This would be so much better if you were horizontal."
Stef: *slap*
Jony: "Well we'll just have to get creative then. Foreplay in the car's not dangerous right?"